Friday, May 05, 2006

Top 10... Beautiful Actresses

Without ever being more than a 0 on the Kinsey scale, I can still see which actresses are gorgeous, and which ones are total skanks. This post is inspired by my viewing of Mission Impossible, where a few of us where practically shooting daggers at Beart for being so pretty. And she's just at 5.

These are the ones that me (and my friends) collectively decided to be the crème de la femme. Pictures of the first 4 too, to maintain a male fan base for this website.

01. Audrey Hepburn
02. Evangeline Lilly
03. Maria Bello
04. Audrey Tautou
05. Emmanuelle Béart
06. Li Gong
07. Jennifer Connelly
08. Reese Witherspoon
09. Grace Kelly
10. Juliette Binoche

There are some actresses, in my opinion, who are pretty, but have the “been there, done that,” factor. Names that immediately spring to mind are Keira Knightley and Naomi Watts. With these people, you get the distinct impression that they’ve just modelled their looks of the latest poster girl of CQ or some crap. Then there are others who are so cold and pallid that you think “That’s not beauty, that’s anaemia,” a la Nicole Kidman.
Lastly, there are sluts who basically try to get themselves in magazines by wearing a low cut dresses. Three immediate names that spring to mind here are Johansson, Dunst and Lohan. Each three are absolutely ugly, and absolutely desperate for fame.

There is one more type of beauty that I feel worth mentioning. Fugly. Actresses who are so ugly, they’re kind of pretty, or have a flint edge to their good looks. Here, I think of Katharine Hepburn, Laura Linney, Emmanuelle Devos and Catherine Keener. The good thing about being beautiful and ugly at the same time is of course, that you can play a beauty or a beast, thus displaying their versatility and earn my respect. And that is an accolade greater than being considered pretty.

Now, it's only fair that I do the actors. It might be a slightly longer list (I'll make the cut-off 35, promise), as you know, I love me some men. But the suspense lies in the top 10. Will Tom's be possible to make it? Will Bernal and Hawke maintain their (thus far) consistent positions of 3 & 4, when there are the likes of Dan Futterman, Leonardo DiCaprio and Hayden Christensen to oppose them? And most importantly, who is going to be number 1? Place your bets now.

25 comments:

Harry W said...

Er, anyone who's been reading your messages ought to know that the top 10 will contain Tom Cruise, Jake Gyllenhaal, Dan Futterman, Gael Garcia Bernal, Ethan Hawke, Dominic Monaghan, Bennett Miller, Will Smith, Marlon Brando and, one other.

Harry W said...

By the way, I like that list. My favourite on there is Jennifer C, she seems very demure with those green eyes and haunted expression

Ted said...

ScarJo is the biggest babe in Hollywood. Her and Keira

Tammy said...

Ugh the top 4 are so stunning. Unfair

MysticFist said...

... who goes by the name of Hayden Christensen.

Kate said...

My guess:

1 - Jake G
2 - Marlon Brando
3 - Gael Garcia Bernal
4 - Hayden Christensen
5 - Tom Cruise (you've started talking about him a lot recently and you're seeing MI today, so...)

I bet I get the most right

MysticFist said...

01. Bennett Miller
02. Jake Gyllenhaal
03. Marlon Brando
04. Gael Garcia Bernal
05. Dan Futterman
06. Ethan Hawke
07. Tom Cruise
08. Peter Sarsgaard
09. Hayden Christensen
10. Eric Bana

Yes.

Emma said...

"ScarJo" is the sluttiest tramp to walk this planet.

Man, Eric Bana is fine.

Emma said...

Demure is a good word to describe Mrs Bettany. Haunted is accurate too!

Glad there's only been one twat who likes Slutlet.

Kamikaze Camel said...

If Scarlett were desperate for fake I doubt she's be making movies like Match Point, Girl With A Pearl Earring, Lost in Translation, Ghost World, A Love Song for Bobby Long, etc...

J.L. said...

I may as well size out the competish:

1. Jake Gyllenhaal (I really think that you're bluffing)
2. Bennett Miller
3. Marlon Brando
4. Gael Garcia Bernal
5. Ethan Hawke
6. Dan Futterman
7. Tom Cruise
8. Hayden Christensen
9. Jonathan Rhys-Myers
10. Eric Bana

I bet I get the most right.

Lisa said...

I just saw your latest livejournal entry. People should take Jason Lee into account

Emma said...

They really should.

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